Please Flame & Troll: Ruby, Python, PHP, Perl - which is the least shit?

Go for it. Gloves off!

If I were to make a major career decision and choose which language to code in for the next 10 years - which should it be from:

  • Python
  • Ruby
  • PHP
  • Perl

And... convince me why they are not all shit!

Do you have the balls (or equivalent) for it? Go on ;)